Thursday, November 30, 2006

Oh Let's Just Say I HAD to

George Bush goes to a primary school to<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

talk to the kids to get a little PR.

After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand and

George asks him his name.

" <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Stanley ," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley ?"

"I have 4 questions:

* First, why did the USA invade Iraq

without the support of the UN?

*Second, why are you President when Al

Gore got more votes?

*Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?

*Fourth, why are we so worried about

gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans

don't have health insurance?

Just then, the bell rings for recess.

George Bush informs the kiddies

that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says,

"OK, where were we? Oh, that's right,

question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand.

George points him out and asks him

his name.

"Steve," he responds.

"Actually, I have 6 questions.

*First, why did the USA invade Iraq

without the support of the UN?

*Second, why are you President when

Al Gore got more votes?

*Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?

*Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage

when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?

*Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

And

*Sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley???

Sometimes jokes do tell the truth about a situation.  We as a nation cannot and should not take on the weight of the entire world upon our shoulders.   Waging war should only be done under the most extreme of circumstances - like an actual country attacking us.  Yes, go after terrorists, but what has happened in Iraq makes no sense.  The people don't want us there, they do not appreciate anything that we have done.

I look at it this way, some people don't know how to respond to freedom, they have no idea of what freedom is having lived their lives under one regime or another all their lives.  So we go blasting in...shouting...Your free, free....what does it mean to them?  Their towns, villages, buildings are in ruins, food is scarce, jobs hardly exist....gangs on one side or another feel free to kidnap, torture, maim, kill men, women and kids...all under our label of freedom.

When we fought for our freedom here in this country, we all came together from 13 different States..to form a union, to be free.  We had a common goal for the common good and each man and woman stood tall for what they had to do.  You do not have that in Iraq...yes, they are one nationality but their differences are tearing them apart - they do not have a goal in mind except making their religion the only religion in the area.  What a shame, again the name of religion death reigns supreme.

What eats at me the most is that I've lived through this scenario in the mid 60's and 70's....Vietnam.  The parallels are too close.

Why do we always go barging in like a raging bull? Here we are watching the war begin like a dam movie, hey wait, let me get my popcorn.  Shock * Awe....well, it wore off.   Wag the tail works just so much then the blinders come off as the coffins come home.

Don't get me wrong, I believe that we should fight to defend ourselves and that if war is the only way so be it.   But mark my words in the annals of history this war will go down as a bad error in judgment.   Meanwhile, Osama is still loose - Afghanistan is not really secure and we spread ourselves too thin.

We need to work with the rest of the world to reign in on the dangerous countries like Iran and North Korea.  I also don't believe that Russia is all that squeaky clean either and China is a huge sleeping dragon.  We urgently need diplomacy to be spread around the entire world...as we all know George is not the one to do it.   Hope there is something left by the time he leaves office.

 

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

A Woman Should Have

MAYA ANGELOU'S BEST POEM EVER
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>       A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
>       enough money within her control to move out
>       and rent a place of her own even if she never wants
>       to or needs to...
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>       A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
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>       something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her
>       dreams wants to see her in an hour...
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>       A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
>       a youth she's content to leave behind....
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>       A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
>       a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to
>       retelling it in her  old age....
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>       A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .....
>       a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black
>       lace bra...
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>       A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
>       one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who
>       lets her cry...
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>       A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
>       a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone
>       else in her family...
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>       A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
>       eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a
>       recipe for a meal that will make her guests feel honored...
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>       A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
>       a feeling of control over her destiny...
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>       EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
>       how to fall in love without losing herself..
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>       EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
>       HOW TO QUIT A JOB,
>       BREAK UP WITH A LOVER,
>       AND CONFRONT A FRIEND WITHOUT RUINING THE FRIENDSHIP...
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>       EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
>       when to try harder... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY...
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>       EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
>       that she can't change the length of her calves,
>       the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents..
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>       EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
>       that her childhood may not have been perfect...but its
>       over...
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>       EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
>       what she would and wouldn't do for love or more...
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>       EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
>       how to live alone... even if she doesn't like it...
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>       EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
>       whom she can trust,
>       whom she can't,
>       and why she shouldn't
>       take it personally...
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>       EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
>       where to go...
>       be it to her best friend's kitchen table...
>       or a charming inn in the woods...
>       when her soul needs soothing...
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>       EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
>       what she can and can't accomplish in a day...
>       a month...and a year...
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>       SEND THIS TO 3 WOMEN....
>       You will have good luck for an entire day..
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>       SEND THIS TO 6 WOMEN....
>       You will have good luck for all of the year or if
>       nothing else... you  know that you are truly
>       loved and thought of by the friend who sent this to
>       you...and that she only wishes the best for you and your life.

I've already passed this on to quite a few strong women that I know....I think this is an excellent poem and Maya is to be congratulated....thanks Sis for sending it to me....
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Southern Charm

Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit
and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you
"PITCH" them.

Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens,
turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess."

Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general
direction of "yonder."

Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is, ..
As in: "Going to town, be back directly."

Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar"
Is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance
that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the
table.

All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might
not use the term, but they know the concept well.

Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture
of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of
hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold tater salad. If
the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to
add a large nanner puddin!

Only Southerners grow up knowing the difference between
"right near" and "a right far piece." They also know that
"just down the road" can be 1 mile or 20.

A Southerner knows that "fixin" can be used as a noun, a
verb, or an adverb.

Only Southerners make friends while standing in lines, ...
And when we're "in line," ... We talk to everybody!

In the South, y'all is singular, .... All y'all is plural.

Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them.

Every Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and
coffee are perfectly wonderful; that red eye gravy is also
a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a
breakfast food.

When you hear someone say, "Well, I caught myself lookin',"
you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner!

Only true Southerners say "sweet tea" and "sweet milk."
Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it -- we
do not like our tea unsweetened. "Sweet milk" means you
don't want buttermilk.

And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at
little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just
say,"Bless her heart"... And go your own way.

To those of you who are still a little embarrassed by your
Southernness: Take two tent revivals and a dose of sausage
gravy and call me in the morning. Bless your heart!

And to those of you who are still having a hard time
understanding all this Southern stuff, ... Bless your
hearts, I hear they are fixin' to have classes on
Southernness as a second language!

And for those that are not from the South but have lived
here for a long time, all y'all need a sign to hang on
y'alls front porch that reads "I ain't from the South, but
I got here as fast as I could."

*** SOUTHERN WOMEN ***

Southern women appreciate their natural assets:

Clean skin.

A winning smile.

That unforgettable Southern drawl.

Southern women know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, sir."
"Why, no, Billy!"

Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions :
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your Momma?"

Southern women know their summer weather report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity

Southern women know their vacation spots:
The beach
The beach
The beach

Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August:
Colorful hi-heel sandals
Strapless sun dresses
Iced sweet tea with mint

Southern women know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Shugah

Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind

Southern women know their religions:
Good Catholic Girl
Baptist (might marry one)
Football

Southern women know their country breakfasts:
Red-eye gravy
Grits
Eggs
Country ham
Mouth-watering homemade biscuits with homemade jelly

Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:

Charleston (Chawl'stn)
Savannah (S'vanah)
Fort Worth (Foat Wuth)
New Orleans (N'awlins)
Atlanta (Addlanna)

Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform.
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler, of course!

Southern girls know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Country Club
The Beauty Salon

Southern girls know the four deadly sins:
Having bad hair and nails
Having bad manners
Cooking bad food
Wearing too much makeup in the summer

Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fahevah !

Now......Shugah, send this to some folks who were raised in
the South or wish they had been!

This whole thing brought back memories of my little ole Southern Grandma Lee, she would dress to the nine's just to go "downtown" - that included hat and gloves my dears.  I can remember having to struggle into nylon hose in the midst of southern humidity...LOL...but a lady never, ever left the house without looking "like a lady".  So much of this list is just so dam true....I do have to giggle.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Part Two Horror Story

Laura came to with an abrupt start, she could feel his presence in the room just watching her. 
 
 Robert said in a cheerfully irritating manner.."Good morning love, did you sleep well? I slept like a newborn baby myself."
 
  Laura decided to play along with him...she answered "Robert I'm okay, really.  If you wanted kinky sex all you had to do was ask, sometimes I'm into the darker sides of things too."
 
"But that's not all I wanted dear Laura is it?" replied Robert with a twisted grin.
 
"Listen I'll do whatever you want, just do not hurt me again please? I'm a quick learner whatever it is that you need I'll give it to you." said Laura
 
"Poor Laura, you still don't understand do you?  I want all of you, your blood, your passion, your life and then your soul.  You have nothing to barter with, I'm going to do what I want to you and no one can stop it.  In these next two days I have to break your spirit, which by the way is very enjoyable to me.  I love reducing someone to a quivering mass of flesh, watching their humanity ooze right out of them. My lord loves the way I deliver them to him, that's why he has blessed me with so much." said Robert.
 
"What have you been blessed with? I don't see riches or any kind of wealth?" asked Laura.
 
"Listen you little twit, how old do you think I am? Take a good guess" sneered Robert.
 
"Thirty-two or something like that" said Laura.
 
"Try over two thousand years....I was alivewhen Christ walked the earth. He died, I still live through the grace of my Lord Satan. There isn't much you can do or say that I have not heard from thousands of women who have been where you are now." said Robert matter of fact.  Upon saying this he walked over to the dresser drawer that held the knives and implements of torture, he opened the drawer.
 
Laura held her breath hoping that he would not notice the missing knife. Robert came back to the bed with a whip in his hand and a small knife in the other.   He roughly reached down and flipped her on her stomach, taking the whip across her back several times, she moaned in pain which drove him to hit her harder across the legs and buttocks.  He climbed on top of her, spreading her legs apart and entered her from the rear.  He was thrusting like a rutting bull, with each thrust she though she would rip apart.  Finally he was satiated, he withdrew from her.  He was sitting on the right side of the bed catching his breath as she plunged the knife into the left side of his back, hoping to hit whatever heart he had left in his miserable body.
 
He tried to turn to her, a brief glint of recognition as to what she had just done to him flashed across his face.  Laura could hardly contain herself, her plan had worked!  Robert lay slumped to his side on the bed, almost dead, he was trying to say something.
 
"You think you won don't you, you didn't understand but you willlllllll" he said with his dying breath.
 
She willed herself to search his body for the key to the chains, she found it in his shirt pocket.  Laura unlocked herself, wrapped the sheet around her again and was headed for the door when she heard a voice say.
 
"Happy with yourself are you?" she heard from a darkened corner of the room.
Startled, Laura said "Who is there? Please help me, you don't understand what has been going on here".
 
"Oh I know the whole story, you don't" said the deep voice.
 
Laura was getting angry "What do you mean I don't know the whole story?"
Laura was determined to see who was speaking so she moved a bit closer to the edge of the strange darkness that enveloped the far side of the room.  She was startled to see a large hooded figure with red glowing eyes that seemed to bore right through her.  She shook her head and  shuddered involuntarily, it couldn't all be true.
 
"Yes, Laura...take a good look.  Robert was telling the truth.  He had a very long pact with me that we renewed each year.  This year, you killed him and now you get to take his place." said the dark figure. The last words that Laura heard before she fainted were.."I look forward to a long and rewarding time together my dear...this pact is unbreakable

Friday, November 17, 2006

Short Horror Story - Do not read if you are squeamish

 
Whack! Whack! There was that sound again.  It sounded like someone was chopping wood, but that couldn't be possible...this was in the middle of New York City.  If you were lucky enough to have a tree on your block you certainly wouldn't allow it to be chopped down!
 
Laura tried following the sound, walking further back into her apartment towards the bedroom.  She had a little balcony that opened over a small, quaint courtyard....as she slid open the door to go out the sound abruptly stopped.  Oh, well, she thought I'm probably being too nosy anyway.  She took a moment to enjoy the beauty of that small place, it had a small fountain in it's center, paving stones lined the ground.  Wonderful plants cascaded over one another in a tumultuous riot of color.  It was a perfect place to sit and read or just gather your thoughts on a bright sunny day.
 
Oops, I'm letting the time fly away and I still have a lot to do today, thought Laura.  She had recently met a new neighbor, Robert, and they had each been a bit taken with each other.  Tonight was to be the first time that they "officially" dated.  She wanted to look perfect.  Laura must have laid out ten different ensembles before she could decide on the right one.  Laura was an attractive girl, most men would do a double take when she walked down the street.  She stood at 5'5" in stocking feet, weighed in at 120 lbs. dripping wet, all her curves were in the right places and she never lacked male attention.   She finally decided on a simple little black dress, accented with a touch of silver in the belt.  The three inch designer heels helped complete the picture quite nicely.  Yeah, she thought as she looked in the mirror..."Yes, indeed, Robert your world is about to be rocked."
 
Robert had told her that he had found the quaintest Italian Restaurant in the Village called Vittorio's.  He said the food was out of this world and that they did this special dish with a huge wheel of parmigiana cheese, running hot pasta around it....he raved about it.  So, of course, Laura had not eaten anything all day figuring the calories at this meal would do her in anyway.  
 
"Wow, you look beautiful tonight" Robert said as her arrived.
"Thank you, sir, you also look handsome." Laura replied.
 
Neither Laura nor Robert owned a vehicle, it proved too costly to do so in the city what with parking fees and such.  So they used a taxi to get to the restaurant, it only took about fifteen minutes to get there, weaving in and out of traffic, the cabby was a pro.
 
The outside of Vittorio's looked quite simple, just kind of a storefront really.  You could see the bar running the length of the entry room.  What astounded Laura was the artwork on the walls opposite the bar.  They were beautiful paintings of various European cities and they appeared to be done in some kind of relief.  As Laura walked closer to the paintings, she was taken by surprise, they were actually composed of various types of pasta.  The artist had used them as a base to bring his pictures alive in a 3-D manner, then applied his paint over the pasta. It was amazing.
 
Robert was calling her attention to one painting in particular of a waterfront scene showing a quaint Italian village setting in the background.  The scene was so captivating that Laura became entranced with the painting wanting to commit to memory every portion of it.  So much so, that she did not hear an older gentlemen and Robert walk up beside her..not until Robert  started to speak.
 
"Laura, this is Vittorio. he is the owner of this restaurant,   Vittorio said "..I see that you are admiring my paintings."
Laura turned and told him that his paintings were lovely, with that he took her on a little walking tour of the restaurant.  As it turned out, the other dinning area also was filled with marvelous renditions of his very beautiful artwork.  Laura was just amazed at the amount of work and time that must of gone into the artwork, just magnificent.
 
She and Robert were seated at a lovely table with a view of the courtyard.  The service staff were wonderful, and the food was beyond compare.  Especially that wheel of parmigiana and pasta...to die for!
 
The night progressed, moving along quite nicely in Laura's mind.  Robert seemed to be the real article, not fake or pushy - someone she would really like to get to know even better.  Without willing it to happen, she started to fantasize a bit imagining the two of them together, locked in the eternal embrace of ying and yang.  She involuntarily shuddered, giving her head a slight shake which caused her long blonde hair to flip over her shoulder in a very provocative way.  Robert just grinned at her.
 
The evening was coming to an end, Robert had hailed a cab they were headed back to their condo's.  Yet, Laura did not want the night to end. How could she extend it without him thinking that she was easy?  Just as she was about to offer coffee, Robert asked if she would like to see his apartment and his art collection.  Whew! Laura thought that got her off the hook...and she surely would take him up on the offer.
 
Robert's apartment was across the courtyard from hers and one floor down.  She discovered that his apartment was a little larger than hers, having a couple more feet of room in the kitchen area.  He kept a very neat place, she was impressed and told him so.  Robert just smiled and said..."Yes, I like to keep things neat, I cannot abide messy things".
He also had a huge collection of books, it almost looked like he could start a library himself.   Laura walked over to the nearest bookshelf and began reading some of the titles. 
 
Life After Death, Light In The Hereafter, Death Is Easy, Do We Have A Soul?, Is Reincarnation True, Reborn In Another Body, Egyptian Book Of The Dead, Truth About Dracula and on and on it went all highly weird books.   Oh, no...he was too good to be true..thought Laura.
 
Robert came back into the living room with coffee for them, he said..
"I noticed you were looking at my books."
"Yes, I found some of the titles to be a little daunting, are you into the occult?" asked Laura.
 
"Oh, I just like to keep myself abreast of different views, your coffee is ready for you, hope it's not too hot....said Robert.
 
Laura went over to the couch and proceeded to add some milk and sweet/low to the coffee cup.  She started to drink it, telling Robert that the coffee tasted really good.  "What kind of roast is this one, a special brand?" she asked.
 
Robert waited for her to drink a bit more before he responded..."You could say that, it is a very special blend, I actually had to barter with the devil to get it."
 
Laura wasn't sure she was hearing him right..."Barter with the devil??" Her head was feeling woozy and she didn't think she heard him right.
 
Robert had a large grin on his face.  "Poor trusting Laura. You never saw this coming did you?  You were much too easy, I really like a little bit more of a challenge."  Laura looked up at him, tried to speak and to her horror found she could not speak nor move.  She had lost control of herself.
 
Robert stood over her.  He reached down and removed the cup from her hand.  Then he reached into his pocket and brought out a folding knife with which he proceeds to cut her clothes off with.  All the while he was telling her that she would be his for the next few days at least up until Halloween night and that then he had a special plan for her.  She was powerless to stop him from doing anything to her, she was scared to death.
 
Robert picked her up and carried her over to the bedroom, but he did not stop there.   He entered another doorway that looked like a closet but it wasn't, it entered another room, evidently a secret room.  The room appeared to be padded, so she suspected that it was soundproof...yelling would do no good.  So many horrible thoughts were going through her mind, why was he doing this, was he going to rape her, torture her, kill her?
 
Robert carried her over to a bed in the corner of the room and proceeded to chain her wrist to the bed frame.  How could she of been so wrong about this man?  Laura swore to God that if she was able to live through this she would never, ever get involved with someone she really didn't know again.  Robert started talking again...
 
"Poor little Laura, trusting Laura.  You know that sound that you heard, the thump, thump, thump like someone chopping something? Well, I knew what it was, of course I couldn't share that with you at the time.  It was your predecessor unfortunately I had to cut her up into pieces to dispose of her body neatly.  I had hoped that she would of lasted until Halloween, but she bled out too quickly." he said with a sneer.
 
Oh lord, please help me get away from this evil man...Laura prayed within her own mind.   Slowly she could feel some of the drug wearing off, but she did not want him to know it was happening so she kept totally still.
 
"Since you can't do anything about it, I might as well tell you my plans for you...it's three days till All Hallows Eve....I practice the old magic. The magic that binds one's soul to the all powerful one, he will grant me eternal life as long as I give him a "good" soul on the high holidays.  I have to prepare you to go to him and meet him in all his glory.  You are to be a bride to Satan that is your fate." Robert stated so matter of fact.
 
Laura was recoiling in horror at the madness of this man. He had to be absolutely insane to think he could deal with the devil.  She was not overly religious, actually sort of a back sliding Methodist attending church on holidays, weddings and funerals.  When she was much younger she loved church, loved learning the bible and hearing the sermons on Sundays when she attended with her Mom.   Lord, she wanted her Mother now.
 
Robert was talking again, "You see my dear it is necessary for you to go to him without any fear in your heart, with full acceptance of your fate. That is what takes so long with all of you, you only accept him to escape the pain that I am going to inflict on you.  Unfortunately, my methods are a bit crude, a rip here, a tear there....I just don't want you to bleed out too quickly like the other bitch did."
 
Robert stood up and walked over and opened a cabinet drawer, pulling out sharp instruments...seeing that Laura involuntarily gasped.  Immediately, Robert came back to her and grabbed a handful of hair bending her head back...leering into her face...."Oh, so you've come around a bit faster than the others!  That just means I can start sooner dear.   This is no fun unless you scream." said Robert.
 
He had a short whip in his hand and he started to hit her on the balls of her feet.  Laura started crying out in pain.  He turned her over and whipped her buttocks until they were stripped and bleeding a bit.   Laura realized that Robert was getting excited by the blood letting.  She hoped he would not rape her too.
 
Robert stopped for a while, he sat on the edge of the bed running his hands over her body, caressing her breasts which were betraying her by going rigid.  He laughed as he squeezed them between his fingers rather roughly...."See, lovely Laura, your body wants this....maybe you like it rough?"  With that he proceeded to complete her degradation forcing her legs apart as he cruelly entered her.   At that point she wanted to die, to be anywhere, any place away from him.  She thought she would go mad.
 
Robert finally finished, climbed off of her and said "Well, that was fun.  We will have to do that again and other variations of it...for now go to sleep...I'm not going to use you up that fast like the last one.  We will continue this tomorrow.  Now I'm going to lengthen the chain so that you can reach the toilet area, please do clean yourself up I cannot abide a mess!"   He loosened the chain and left the room.
 
Laura crumbled into tears.  She could not see a way out, she was sure she would die.  She managed to limp over to the little bath area, finding clean towels she started to use cold water to clean the blood from her body. She performed her toilet as if by rote, mesmerized  by the horror that she felt.  She found a white sheet that she wrapped around herself wanting to make it a cocoon into which she could just disappear.  Well, I have to save myself, I can't wait for a knight in shinning armor to show up at this nut's door...she thought to herself.
 
She walked the parameter of the room, seeing how far the chain would stretch.  He had positioned the bed far enough away from the cabinets so that she could not reach them...she needed about four feet more to reach the drawers that held the knives.  She sat down on the bed and surveyed everything in the room. So far nothing that she saw was going to be of much use to reach that drawer!  Her attention was drawn back to the toilet area and there it was....a broom and a mop.  If she could tie them together she might have a chance of getting that drawer open.  Laurafound a towel that was thinner than the others, with it she tried to tie the broom and mop together.  It fell apart three times, but on the fourth she was able to reach the drawer handle...by stretching herself as far as she could she managed to get enough leverage on the broom handle to force open the drawer. 
Now the problem was to lift one of the knives out of the drawer, she once again scoured the room trying to find anything that would be of help.  Robert had an old pair of work boots against the one wall by the bathroom...the laces!  She removed the laces and tied them in a loop fashion at the end of the broom stick.  Her Dad had always said she was a good fisherman, now she needed to prove it.   She tried over and over to get the loop around one of the handles inside the drawer, finally on what seemed like the twentieth time, she snagged one of the large butcher knives.  She gingerly raised it out of the drawer, letting it fall to the fall still snagged by the shoe lace.....dragging over to her.  Oh, God help me please, she kept praying as she worked.
 
Laura hid the knife under the mattress on the left hand side, knowing that Robert had been coming at her only on the right side of the bed.  She rushed to close the drawer, did so rather quickly.  Then she untied the broom and mop placing them back where they came from.  She put the towels neatly back too, also fixing the boots back to their original state. Laura wanted nothing to alert Robert to the fact that she now had a weapon of her own.  She had no idea what time it was, or how much time was left before he would come back in to torture her again.  It was a very uneasy sleep that overcame her.
 
Part Two...