Well I'm back. Didn't expect to write again so soon, but life does smack you in the face sometimes. \
I was tooling around the news section and came across an article about five chihuahuas taking a bite out of the law! I realize most people would laugh at this notion that a dog that size could kick ass.
I am living proof that they can and they will. Don't let their deceptively small size fool you either. I do believe these dogs could bring down an elephant if need be.
My sad tale began many years ago, somewhere in Queens, in of all things...a Pet Shop! I had a close friend that owned a Pet Shop, it was a really neat place...filled to the brim with all kinds of pets from shiney scaley fish to white rats in a tank. Just my kind of place.
Well, my dear friend became extremely ill, had to be hospitalized for quite a while. He was so worried about his shop, his pets....so I offerred to run the shop for him, until he recuperated.
Ok, folks - looking back I meant well I really did. Since I was and still am an animal lover I was very familiar with the care of fish, cats, dogs, lizards etc. However, this also meant I had to feed, clean and ewww "touch" certain things that I had never done before. Think Rats! Snakes...very large Ignauas..(they can hurt ya).
Oh, I also had the store open for business. My friend Bill also ran a dog & cat babysitting service in the back of his shop (he had an exercise garden in the back also). That's where my problem started.
One morning in walks a lady with two little tiny Chihuahuas, oh I say "How Cute!" Reaching to take them to put them in the back, I nearly lost my hand. The woman assured me that they would calm down once she left..ha! Those little monster yipped, yapped and yelled all day long....nothing stopped them. Now I had to feed them, I had to let them out of the cage for exercise..which meant taking the little critters outside in the backyard to romp.
Romp? Hell. They made a beeline for my ankles and never let up. To save myself and get these creatures back under control I had to use a broom (a soft broom if there are any Peta people out there) to push, prod them back into their repective cages. Since my Momma did not raise a fool I did not let them out of the cage again until their rotten Mother showed up to claim her "precious babies".
That article today really brought it all back to me....actually loved those days......